30 http://mondays.pwop.com en-us Monday Morning Laughs for Geeks Copyright © 2004 by Pwop Productions carl@franklins.net carl@franklins.net PG-13 Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:00:38 EDT Mon, 31 Aug 2009 07:00:38 EDT http://mondays.pwop.com/Mondays_sm.jpg http://mondays.pwop.com 144 90 Monday Morning Laughs for Geeks Comedy Talk Gadgets Podcast Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. no Carl Franklin Monday Morning Laughs for Geeks Carl Franklin carl@franklins.net http://mondays.pwop.com Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:00:00 EDT Mark and Karen tie the knot! Carl sends Dwayne to Hell on an important mission, Karen goes off on Glamour Magazine, Carl has problems with products and services, Horror Baby goes to the Aquarium, Mark's Dumbah subject gets thirsty for beer, Mark suffers the smackdown that is the nubby, Mark gets all ripply and shit, and Richard suggests a Beaver Stuffing Kit, among other fab toys. Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0079.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. Mark and Karen tie the knot! Carl sends Dwayne to Hell on an important mission, Karen goes off on Glamour Magazine, Carl has problems with products and services, Horror Baby goes to the Aquarium, Mark's Dumbah subject gets thirsty for beer, Mark suffers the smackdown that is the nubby, Mark gets all ripply and shit, and Richard suggests a Beaver Stuffing Kit, among other fab toys. 01:14:00 http://mondays.pwop.com Thu, 16 Jul 2009 07:00:00 EDT Carl's got neighbor problems. Mark and Karen have a very disturbed child. New Franklin Brothers Music! Carl experiences *really* hot food in a new way. Karen goes off on Mrs. America. Dwayne returns. Mark finds the dumbest of the dumb. Mark and Karen have sex. No, really. Richard finds perhaps the most disgusting toy ever. Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0078.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. Carl's got neighbor problems. Mark and Karen have a very disturbed child. New Franklin Brothers Music! Carl experiences *really* hot food in a new way. Karen goes off on Mrs. America. Dwayne returns. Mark finds the dumbest of the dumb. Mark and Karen have sex. No, really. Richard finds perhaps the most disgusting toy ever. 01:15:00 http://mondays.pwop.com Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:00:00 EDT Karen brings the baby to the show! Mark gets no sex for 8 weeks. Carl has rats. Baby gets motor oil for Christmas. Karen reviews a new connection film. You'll never guess who it's about. Mark gives the tards the respect they deserve, and Richard finds the coolest toy ever. Ever. Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0077.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. Karen brings the baby to the show! Mark gets no sex for 8 weeks. Carl has rats. Baby gets motor oil for Christmas. Karen reviews a new connection film. You'll never guess who it's about. Mark gives the tards the respect they deserve, and Richard finds the coolest toy ever. Ever. 00:46:00 http://mondays.pwop.com Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:00:00 EDT All we're saying is that true Mondays fans will be shocked. And not by the language (although we no longer bleep - you've been warned). Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0076.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. All we're saying is that true Mondays fans will be shocked. And not by the language (although we no longer bleep - you've been warned). 01:05:00 http://mondays.pwop.com Mon, 26 May 2008 00:00:00 EDT Darth Vader is back making the dumbah news! Carl tells a stanky story of music and mud in Nawlins, Karen wants mandatory bumper stickers and nearly escapes an early death at a skanky bar, Mark recounts a story of Jedis and He-Holes (you just have to listen) and Richard finds the most offensive toy website to ever reside on the Internets. Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0075_the_hehole_show.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. Darth Vader is back making the dumbah news! Carl tells a stanky story of music and mud in Nawlins, Karen wants mandatory bumper stickers and nearly escapes an early death at a skanky bar, Mark recounts a story of Jedis and He-Holes (you just have to listen) and Richard finds the most offensive toy website to ever reside on the Internets. 00:54:00 http://mondays.pwop.com Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:00:00 EDT Lawrence makes his Mondays debut and wonders if he'll ever come back, Karen goes off on Miller's Man-Boyness during her rant on the art of neglect. Miller comes through with the "funniest Dumbah than Me Title Ever", Carl teaches his kids about the laws of physics at the amusement park, Richard says "screw you all" and comes up with a list of the worst bad toys ever assembled. Geoff is seen sweeping the hallway. Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0074.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. Lawrence makes his Mondays debut and wonders if he'll ever come back, Karen goes off on Miller's Man-Boyness during her rant on the art of neglect. Miller comes through with the "funniest Dumbah than Me Title Ever", Carl teaches his kids about the laws of physics at the amusement park, Richard says "screw you all" and comes up with a list of the worst bad toys ever assembled. Geoff is seen sweeping the hallway. 00:46:00 http://mondays.pwop.com Mon, 10 Mar 2008 00:00:00 EDT Richard dies, Carl and Mark explain why there hasn't been a show since October, Carl babysits two demons, Mark finds a discount phone sex line, Karen goes to the Oscars, and Richard comes back from the dead to show some of the most disturbing toys of all time. This show is NOT bleeped. Not Safe For Work (NSFW). Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0073.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. Richard dies, Carl and Mark explain why there hasn't been a show since October, Carl babysits two demons, Mark finds a discount phone sex line, Karen goes to the Oscars, and Richard comes back from the dead to show some of the most disturbing toys of all time. This show is NOT bleeped. Not Safe For Work (NSFW). 00:51:00 http://mondays.pwop.com Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:00:00 EDT Carl tells of his tales of woe traveling to Amsterdam and his experiences in Bulgaria. Karen talks about how there's no such thing as a guarantee, Richard is forced to use TinyURL for his toys, and Mark is completely obsessed with Karen's ass. Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0072.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. Carl tells of his tales of woe traveling to Amsterdam and his experiences in Bulgaria. Karen talks about how there's no such thing as a guarantee, Richard is forced to use TinyURL for his toys, and Mark is completely obsessed with Karen's ass. 01:11:00 http://mondays.pwop.com Mon, 20 Aug 2007 06:00:00 EDT It's an all-new show recorded live at Pwop Studios in front of a studio audience! Carl confesses to a crime involving hornets, Karen moves on, Millah almost comes to blows with Karen's husband, and Richard finds a guy online who built a 500-some-odd foot slip and slide! Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0071.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. It's an all-new show recorded live at Pwop Studios in front of a studio audience! Carl confesses to a crime involving hornets, Karen moves on, Millah almost comes to blows with Karen's husband, and Richard finds a guy online who built a 500-some-odd foot slip and slide! 01:08:00 http://mondays.pwop.com Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:18:48 EDT Karen develops a target rash. Carl has an altercation at Jiffy Lube, Mark relives another harrowing tale involving small animals, and Richard tries to get a word in edgewise. Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0070.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. Karen develops a target rash. Carl has an altercation at Jiffy Lube, Mark relives another harrowing tale involving small animals, and Richard tries to get a word in edgewise. 01:22:00 http://mondays.pwop.com Mon, 23 Apr 2007 00:00:00 EDT Mark steals the show with the dumbest Dumbah than Me All Star to ever grace the Mondays department of dumbness, The least-dumb of all the least-dumb emerges from the cryogenic freezer, Carl gets a lesson in peeping tom laws, Karen confronts the art of distraction, and Richard shows off electric tazer clothing. Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0068.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. Mark steals the show with the dumbest Dumbah than Me All Star to ever grace the Mondays department of dumbness, The least-dumb of all the least-dumb emerges from the cryogenic freezer, Carl gets a lesson in peeping tom laws, Karen confronts the art of distraction, and Richard shows off electric tazer clothing. 01:04:00 http://mondays.pwop.com Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:00:00 EDT Karen, Richard, Mark, and Carl are back for another Mondays! Carl considers the complexity of the female voice, Karen wants the local women to get real - and a bubble tub , Mark goes postal on the TSA, Carl doesn't quite get the last Wii at Best Buy, and Richard has a boob story. Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0067.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. Karen, Richard, Mark, and Carl are back for another Mondays! Carl considers the complexity of the female voice, Karen wants the local women to get real - and a bubble tub , Mark goes postal on the TSA, Carl doesn't quite get the last Wii at Best Buy, and Richard has a boob story. 01:15:00 http://mondays.pwop.com Mon, 05 Feb 2007 00:00:00 EDT Geoff is out sick, Karen joins Carl, Richard, and Mark for the first show of 2007. Karen is in need of laugh therapy after dealing with the loss of her mother. Mark crosses the line over and over and over again. Carl considers the different versions of Vista, and Richard brings forth the most eclectic array of ah... .devices... ever assembled on Mondays. Enjoy! Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0066.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. Geoff is out sick, Karen joins Carl, Richard, and Mark for the first show of 2007. Karen is in need of laugh therapy after dealing with the loss of her mother. Mark crosses the line over and over and over again. Carl considers the different versions of Vista, and Richard brings forth the most eclectic array of ah... .devices... ever assembled on Mondays. Enjoy! 01:04:00 http://mondays.pwop.com Tue, 12 Dec 2006 13:03:47 EDT Carl, Karen, Richard, Mark, and Geoff are together again .This time to discuss fetishes, Spanish meat, pe-seasoned duck shot, new and exciting uses for fireworks and the fate of a four hundred year old nimrod. And oh...Happy Holidays! Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0065.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. Carl, Karen, Richard, Mark, and Geoff are together again .This time to discuss fetishes, Spanish meat, pe-seasoned duck shot, new and exciting uses for fireworks and the fate of a four hundred year old nimrod. And oh...Happy Holidays! 01:09:00 http://mondays.pwop.com Mon, 30 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EDT Carl, Karen, Richard, Mark, and Geoff are all together in the studio this week. Mark delivers what could be the funniest dumbah ever, Carl takes his cat to a questionable vet, Karen gets pissed at exploitive parents, and Richard... well, you know. Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0064.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. Carl, Karen, Richard, Mark, and Geoff are all together in the studio this week. Mark delivers what could be the funniest dumbah ever, Carl takes his cat to a questionable vet, Karen gets pissed at exploitive parents, and Richard... well, you know. 00:58:00 http://mondays.pwop.com Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:24:33 EDT Karen sets the tone for this show with stories of domestic dumbness. Geoff follows suit with an eruption against microphone touching, and Mark has stories of dumb that involve our fearless leader. Carl gives the dogs at the baggage claim an unexpected treat, and Richard finds some bad bad bad bad toys. Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0063.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. Karen sets the tone for this show with stories of domestic dumbness. Geoff follows suit with an eruption against microphone touching, and Mark has stories of dumb that involve our fearless leader. Carl gives the dogs at the baggage claim an unexpected treat, and Richard finds some bad bad bad bad toys. 01:04:00 http://mondays.pwop.com Mon, 09 Oct 2006 13:01:39 EDT Carl, Richard, Mark, Karen and Geoff are back once again! The recurring theme of this week's show is not unlike the infamous Hawaiian Lackanookie syndrome. Bluvaries. Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0062.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. Carl, Richard, Mark, Karen and Geoff are back once again! The recurring theme of this week's show is not unlike the infamous Hawaiian Lackanookie syndrome. Bluvaries. 00:52:00 http://mondays.pwop.com Mon, 02 Oct 2006 00:00:00 EDT Carl, Richard, Mark, and Karen are back! Goats are prominently referenced in this show, thanks to Mark Miller. Come to think of it, only a small part of the show has to do with goats. It's just that, well, you'll never forget it. This is for better of for worse. We don't know. Just listen Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0061.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. Carl, Richard, Mark, and Karen are back! Goats are prominently referenced in this show, thanks to Mark Miller. Come to think of it, only a small part of the show has to do with goats. It's just that, well, you'll never forget it. This is for better of for worse. We don't know. Just listen 00:41:00 http://mondays.pwop.com Mon, 28 Aug 2006 00:00:00 EDT Karen explains her abscense last week, and it's the hottest story of the year. Carl finds out how to deal with Zombies. Mark finds the most accident-proned human being on Earth. Richard calmly takes it all in and distills it into some toys. Carl re-lives the ones and zeros with Roy Ogborn, and we have a live audience. Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0060.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. Karen explains her abscense last week, and it's the hottest story of the year. Carl finds out how to deal with Zombies. Mark finds the most accident-proned human being on Earth. Richard calmly takes it all in and distills it into some toys. Carl re-lives the ones and zeros with Roy Ogborn, and we have a live audience. 00:58:00 http://mondays.pwop.com Mon, 21 Aug 2006 00:00:00 EDT Karen is away watching her house burn down, Geoff tries to pick up his hot cousin at a family reunion, Carl gets in trouble with his neighbor, Mark dabbles in optical illusions, and Richard... well, you know. Mondays http://perseus.franklins.net/mondays_0059.wma Carl Franklin Geeks, good toys, bad toys, and a girl. Bringing laughter to dangerous levels. Karen is away watching her house burn down, Geoff tries to pick up his hot cousin at a family reunion, Carl gets in trouble with his neighbor, Mark dabbles in optical illusions, and Richard... well, you know. 00:43:00